Ottawa
About Ottawa
Ottawa is the capital city of Canada. It is located in the southern portion of the province of Ontario, at the confluence of the Ottawa River and the Rideau River. Ottawa borders Gatineau, Quebec, and forms the core of the Ottawa–Gatineau census metropolitan area (CMA) and the National Capital Region (NCR). As of 2021, Ottawa had a city population of 1,017,449 and a metropolitan population of 1,488,307, making it the fourth-largest city and fourth-largest metropolitan area in Canada.
On the show — 19 mentions total
Ottawa launched a new slogan in 2001, and the slogan was 'technically beautiful.' What they were trying to say is that it's technologically advanced, it's great.
from 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman, 2018-11-23 at 00:32:53 · read transcript
Other times Ottawa came up
Has anyone had a divorce to the Earth because they fell in love with the Moon? I don't think so. Because actually, these people who married the Moon and married the Earth, They also married the Appalachian Mountains and some snow in Ottawa. I'm tiring of these people. When they go to Spain later this summer, according to the news report, they plan to marry some hunks of coal in the city of Guijon.
No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers, 2014-08-08 · listen
Has anyone had a divorce to the earth because they fell on top of the moon and had them on? Don't fix it. Because actually these people who married the moon and married the earth, they also married the Appalachian mountains and some snow in Ottawa. I'm tiring of these people. When they go to Spain later this summer, according to the news report, they plan to marry some hunks of coal in the city of Gijon.
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers, 2014-08-08 · listen
Yeah Yes, the Ottawa protocols, you know, there's just sort of it's quite cool Yeah, but if you see people playing a musical instrument during their surgery, yeah, that's the thing Because they need to work out how to not damage your brain and the bit.
589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds, 2025-06-26 · listen
At the scratch and sniff, they say, if you're not ready for this, maybe you're not ready to live here. I think it would be more effective to just send them a small sample pack like a welcome box of shit. Yeah. It's very confusing that there's a place in Michigan called Ottawa. Yes. When that is relatively quite close to Ottawa, it's closer to Ottawa than I'm comfortable with it being without getting confused.
314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel, 2020-03-27 · listen
More places from this episode
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman put 10 places on the map.
- Toronto · Canada
- Ontario · Canada
- Northampton · United Kingdom
- University of British Columbia · Canada
- British Columbia · Canada
Coordinates: 45.4247, -75.6950